Congrats to C.T. "Crusher" Carson for a fine performance at Nationals! You did us from LA proud; or whatever state you claim to be from at whatever time! Bon Amis Supper Club is especially proud of your effort, fortatude, and commitment! We all can visualize you stroking that pump gun like a real man, while mounted in your stand like a target crushing stud? We can almost imagine you in your warm sweat pants in the hot sun holding that big Krieghoff stick like a real FITASC shooter. I hear the table fair resulting from his efforts was only eclipsed by his prowess in the competition! Can we all give Crusher a big rebel yell for his achievement and who do I need to pay to get him out of my class! I thought about envoking known talent rule or something like that...but I couldn't finish reading the procedure to do it, somebody just give him a punch and let Peanut Butter Pedersen compete with him! Next time buddy....the meatballs are on me!

Your's Truly,
Ramma Jamma
Unmanager Bon Amis Supper and Shooting Club