Humor/Jokes http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/forums/7 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:28:19 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/forums/7 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Frosty The Snowman ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/7442/t/Frosty-The-Snowman.html Right in the middle of the supermarket's produce aisle, Frosty The Snowman gets caught picking his nose.

(think about it, think some more, oh NOW you finally get it!) ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SHOOTERSPAGETXcindy) http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/7442 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:28:17 GMT <![CDATA[ And that's how the fight started..... ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/7168/t/And-that-s-how-the-fight-started-.html
> One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
> The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
> When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
> And that's how the fight started.....
> ************************************************************************... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (VikWannessian) http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/7168 Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:35:14 GMT <![CDATA[ Senior Moment ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6851/t/Senior-Moment.html $5.37.

That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bueno said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to grab some change when the kid with the Elmo hairdo said the harshest thing anyone has ever said to me. He said, "It's OK. I'll just give you the senior citizen discount." I turned... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (1KirkK) http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6851 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 08:20:28 GMT <![CDATA[ Dave Barry's colonoscopy ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6822/t/Dave-Barry-s-colonoscopy.html I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.


http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6822 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:50:11 GMT <![CDATA[ Cough it up...! ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6699/t/Cough-it-up-.html Last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son..
He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face..... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Bob Stander) http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6699 Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:01:51 GMT <![CDATA[ Tech Support ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6607/t/Tech-Support.html
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes
to the accounting software, severely limiting access to
wardrobe, flower, and jewelry applications that operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product
brochure. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other
valuable programs such as DinnerDancing 7.5,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Bob Stander) http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6607 Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:33:35 GMT <![CDATA[ A man and his Electric Fence ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6532/t/A-man-and-his-Electric-Fence.html

If you don't laugh hysterically at this,...CHECK YOUR PULSE...this is
funny....and true. This was sent by a... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (bradt53) http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6532 Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:22:05 GMT <![CDATA[ Clean Joke ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6431/t/Clean-Joke.html
It turns out that Chuck had read an article that said,
'Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex'.

The night went very well. The next day, Susan told her friends all about it.
'We... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SHOOTERSPAGETXcindy) http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6431 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 09:20:21 GMT <![CDATA[ Frank ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6330/t/Frank.html

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept stickinger nose into other people's business.
Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence
She made a mistake, however, when she accused... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SHOOTERSPAGETXcindy) http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6330 Sat, 23 May 2009 09:53:41 GMT <![CDATA[ New Ice Cream ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6323/t/New-Ice-Cream.html In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor:

" Barocky Road ."

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Bob Stander) http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6323 Fri, 22 May 2009 11:40:42 GMT <![CDATA[ Don't talk to my parrot . ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6193/t/Don-t-talk-to-my-parrot-.html

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a che feeds@yuku.com (SHOOTERSPAGETXcindy) http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6193 Sun, 03 May 2009 08:42:08 GMT <![CDATA[ This is so, so unusual!! ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6183/t/This-is-so-so-unusual-.html click ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SHOOTERSPAGETXcindy) http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6183 Fri, 01 May 2009 09:07:50 GMT <![CDATA[ Wisdom Of A Retiree!! ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6182/t/Wisdom-Of-A-Retiree-.html Wisdom Of A Retiree!!

http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6182 Fri, 01 May 2009 08:52:23 GMT <![CDATA[ The Ugly Frog ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6176/t/The-Ugly-Frog.html *THE** **UGLY** **FROG*

>

> An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her

> company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None

> of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she

> walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Bob Stander) http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6176 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:56:31 GMT <![CDATA[ Problem with the Auto Industry ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6084/t/Problem-with-the-Auto-Industry.html

http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6084 Sat, 11 Apr 2009 20:56:47 GMT <![CDATA[ Archery Story ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6071/t/Archery-Story.html Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow

beginner kits. Of course, the first month I went around our land sticking

arrows in anything that could get stuck by an arrow. Did you know that a

1955 40 horse Farmall tractor will take 6 rounds before it goes down?

Tough sumbich.

... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (1KirkK) http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6071 Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:49:50 GMT <![CDATA[ Sunburn ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6009/t/Sunburn.html and liking the warm tropical weather,
settled down for a day's sunbathing.

He fell asleep,
and after a whole day his legs became sunburned beyond belief.

He could hardly stand the pain.
He decided to go to the doctor for treatment.
The doctor looked at his lobster-colored legs and
shook his head.

"You must realize that this is only a small resort village medical
facility," he... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Bob Stander) http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6009 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:46:44 GMT <![CDATA[ Another Golf Joke.... ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6008/t/Another-Golf-Joke-.html A fellow was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second

golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he

usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the

first few holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how

about playing for... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (1KirkK) http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/6008 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:15:30 GMT <![CDATA[ The spoon ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/5893/t/The-spoon.html Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.

When another waiter brought... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (1KirkK) http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/5893 Fri, 13 Mar 2009 06:35:17 GMT <![CDATA[ lost the will to live ]]> http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/5847/t/lost-the-will-to-live.html AN OBITUARY PRINTED IN THE LONDON TIMES

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SHOOTERSPAGETXcindy) http://shooterspagetxforums.yuku.com/topic/5847 Wed, 04 Mar 2009 11:45:03 GMT